She’s 3 and a half but we’ve already got to that stage…
(It’s dinner time)
Littlelish: Looking forlornly at her dinner… Muuuuum, did this turkey have to die so I could eat it?
Mummylish: (No way to tell an untruth here) Um. Yes darling it did.
Littlelish: Oh well then I don’t want to eat it.
Mummylish: Ok, if you really don’t want to that’s fine…
Littlelish: (Thinks to herself for a while) Pasta doesn’t have to die does it mum? It wouldn’t run away while a hunter was trying to catch it, would it? Giggle giggle…
Mummylish: No darling it wouldn’t.
Littlelish: Yeah I’ll just eat pasta.
Groan…. pass me the veggie cook book!