Littlelish: Mummy, can Bobby (our pet rabbit) have a facebook account? Mummy, what IS a facebook account?

Mummy: It’s an account on your computer where you can share things with your friends like photos and messages.

Littlelish: Oh. Can I have a facebook account?

Mummy: No darling you can’t…. you can have one when you are 18 ;)

Littlelish: Ok…. Well Bobby the rabbit is 18.